Monday, October 29, 2007

Bitching, Big Boss etc. ( By Floyd)

Hey, let me tell you first what inspires me to write on this topic.
The other day I was chatting with a friend of mine and he said that he would prefer a girl who is bitchy rather then someone boring....

That led my vichardhara ( thought process) to think about this amazing but negative trait generally attributed to the fairer sex , but no longer so. Bitching , I feel is a way of life in today’s insanely competitive (to be read as materialistic or egoistic) world .

Haven’t you noticed that the biggest bitches or backbiters are the ones calling the shots in any setup?

If these creatures are not the Kings , it is most certain that they are the Kingmakers holding others to ransom. So always a win-win situation for them , no matter what!!!
According to many, bitching and allied backbiting strategies are the surest way to scale the corporate ladder in most , if not all companies and organizations.

When I hear such things as above , I pity the Professor who once told me that in the corporate world , everything is based purely on performance and nothing else could ensure success.
Did the wily old fox mean to include performance in bitching???

Now all the purists out there will argue that despite the above benefits one ends, up with tainted character … MOOH KAALA.

For all those who think so ,think twice !!!

Bitching is not only necessary but also glorified as glamorous and fashionable .Thanks to reality shows like Big Boss . Not only did the slutty female celebs of Big Boss but,also the men took part whole heartedly in the activity. Bitching was no doubt the USP of the show .So much so that the biggest bitches in the show , Rakhi Sawant and Kashmera Shah were given a second lease of life, despite their elimination. Bitching was to Big Boss what Jate Goodie’s racial slurs were to Big Brother…..notorious but glamorous.

Talk show “Koffee with Karan” thrived on the Rapid Fire round , but I thought that, more then rapid ,the answers had to be bitchy to bag the coveted koffee hamper. Not surprising though for a show hosted by K.Jo,who believes in the mantra “controversy creates cash”. He again owns the notorious reputation of being the biggest male bitch , no doubt he is taking men towards feminism by promoting metrosexual ( kindly don’t read as homosexual) trends in his movies.

Moral of the story : Bitching can make you the Big Boss in your area of work and if you can go to higher levels with it , maybe as a celeb, someday you may be invited to “Koffee with Karan”. So keep bitching if that’s your cup of tea.

NOTE: I thank God for not gifting dogs with the ability to surf the net and access my blog . Otherwise, my pet Rusty would surely bite a chunk of flesh off my body,for using the female canine’s name for such a disgraceful activity.

4 comments:

Karen Antao said...

well...i do not totally agree with floyd on this topic.(sorry floyd):)
bitchin doesnt always take a person to the top level.it can also take u the opposite direction. and its not always those who are back biters that are successful. the others who dont bitch around are successful too. so according to me it doesnt really matter if a person bitches or not, to be famous. it depends on many other qualities he/she has in the respective field he/she is dealin wit.

Floyd said...

hmm... interesting thoughts .... but i wasnt advocating anything like dat ..... its pure observation ... Im happy though if it goes to strengthen ur principles towards non-bitching....God Bless

Tan said...

wel.Floyd gave a whole new perspective on bitching..;)
I do agree wit him on sum accounts like d necessity(so called) of bitchin in d carporate world etc.
But i also dont think its d only way to go ahead.
pure talent n performance is almost never a match for bitchin/backstabbin anywhere anytime.
so I hope this article does not act as an impetus for bitching...lol

sanya said...

Julius has a dog named rusty
Who’s in luv with a B….. named laila
Faithful laila will play with you
And laugh with you -- or cry.
She'll gladly starve to stay with you
Nor ever reason why.
And when you're feeling out of sorts
Somehow she'll understand.
She'll watch you with her shining eyes
And try to kiss your hand.
her blind, implicit faith in you
Is matched by her great love--
The kind that all of us should have
In the Master, up above.
When everything is said and done,
I guess this isn't odd...
For when you spell 'Dog' backwards,
You get the name of God.

I am not a great writer like you,but this is for what you said I hope my dog rusty......